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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:18 | 1st Post |
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merg shi copy/pasteurile de la noi, parol...
"Originally posted by luNETistu'
Eu am vazut un caine zoofil odata. Adica s-a aruncat la piciorul meu si a inceput sa faca niste miscari ondulatorii ca sa-i spun asa. L-am zburat de l-au luat toti dracii. Hmm de fapt cred ca era si pedofil ca aveam doar vreo 15 ani."
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:21 | 2nd Post |
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| "da ma tata am auzit si de virgula, punct si litera mare..da dau click mai greu pe ele pe intuneric"
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:21 | 3rd Post |
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| "...gesticulez catre arbitru sau jucatori (desi sunt constient ca ei sunt in ecran si eu nu ), dau cu pumnul in masa, imi pun mainile in cap, fac spume, sarbatoresc goluri importante alergand prin casa... e normal nu?"
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:23 | 4th Post |
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| "Eu am auzit ca vaginul cintareste doar 10 centimetri. O fi adevarat?"
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:24 | 5th Post |
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| "acum vreau sa vad la rascruce de vanturi deoarece am citit cartea si mi-a placut foarte mult, numai ca am pierdut odata ocazia de a ma uita la film din cauza ca nu citisem cartea si deci nu-mi placea."
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:30 | 6th Post |
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| "Eu as vrea ca poponarii sa se inmulteasca. In felul asta mi-ar ramane mai multe femei."
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:33 | 7th Post |
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| "Moartea este singura scapare pe care o ai atunci cand esti in imposibilitatea de a avea viata fara de care nu poti trai "
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:49 | 8th Post |
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| "Creierul este un organ oarecum indispensabil capului."
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messalina
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Posted: Fri Apr 11th, 2008 06:51 | 9th Post |
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| "Inima este impartita in doua atricule si doua testicule."
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Anonimus
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Posted: Sun Apr 13th, 2008 22:11 | 10th Post |
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Daca nu stiati deja: http://bash.org
<death09> my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753> ouch.
<death09> yeah. i sent them to her dad
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acrista83
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Posted: Wed Apr 30th, 2008 16:27 | 11th Post |
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| http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1275034/here_i_come_to_save_the_world/
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acrista83
Juna Junioara
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Posted: Wed Apr 30th, 2008 16:30 | 12th Post |
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 http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1269071/weird_plants/ 
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Sly
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Posted: Wed Apr 30th, 2008 16:40 | 13th Post |
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messalina wrote: "Eu am auzit ca vaginul cintareste doar 10 centimetri. O fi adevarat?"
E adevarat,ca in general ce-i peste 10cm e...imaginar.
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nadih
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Posted: Sat May 3rd, 2008 19:11 | 14th Post |
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| atatea pohte in 4 inch ?
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HaydenSeek
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Posted: Sun May 4th, 2008 07:08 | 15th Post |
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eu am avut o pisica birmaneza,alba imaculata,se tinea dupa mine mereu,am plekat la tara cu ea si mi-au furat-o,apoi am auzit prin sat cine mia furat-o,si sotul meu la prins si la batut si ia luat si cainele.......ca recompensa  
Adaugat de: pink | Data: 20 februarie 2008 | Ora: 09:05
de pe http://www.caini-pisici.com
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acrista83
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Posted: Sun May 4th, 2008 10:18 | 16th Post |
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O bătrînă rîmă se confesează alteia:
- De 20 de ani trăiesc cu el şi abia acum am observat că este un şiret...
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acrista83
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Posted: Sun May 4th, 2008 10:21 | 17th Post |
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Pe stradă se plimbă o doamnă îmbrăcată din picioare pînă-n cap cu blană. O altă doamnă se apropie de ea:
- Vă daţi seama cîte animale au trebuit să ucidă pentru această blană?
- Dar dv. ştiţi cu cîte animale a trebuit să mă culc pentru această blană?
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acrista83
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 11:18 | 18th Post |
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Asta e buna rauuuuu! )
Da de ce?
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 12:26 | 19th Post |
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HaydenSeek wrote: eu am avut o pisica birmaneza,alba imaculata,se tinea dupa mine mereu,am plekat la tara cu ea si mi-au furat-o,apoi am auzit prin sat cine mia furat-o,si sotul meu la prins si la batut si ia luat si cainele.......ca recompensa
Adaugat de: pink | Data: 20 februarie 2008 | Ora: 09:05
de pe http://www.caini-pisici.com
Bai hajdule,recompensa-i recompensa,asa ca,ce-ai tu cu omu'
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acrista83
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 12:36 | 20th Post |
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http://www.break.com/index/absolutely-hilarious-bathroom-mirror-prank.html sau oglinda buclucasa
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 20:33 | 21st Post |
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Cele mai fericite 10 locuri din lume...da,ati ghicit corect,Romania nu e printre ele.
http://www.forbes.com/2008/04/23/happiest-places-world-oped-cx_ewe_0423happiest_slide.html?thisSpeed=15000
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nadih
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Posted: Thu May 8th, 2008 11:53 | 22nd Post |
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I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
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messalina
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 07:33 | 23rd Post |
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'YOU MAY BE A muslim Taliban IF...'
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You once had a crush on your neighbors Goat.
13. Your wife thinks that 'Raid' bug killer makes a great deodorant.
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messalina
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 07:41 | 24th Post |
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Top 10 Reasons For Being American
0. You can have a woman president without electing her.
1. You can spell colour wrong and get away with it.
2. You can call Budweiser beer.
3. You can be a crook and still be president.
4. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
5. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
6. You get to be really obese.
7. You can invent a new public holiday every year.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made any nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
10a. When you're not.
10b. At all.
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 07:42 | 25th Post |
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Top 10 Reasons For Being English
1. Warm beer.
2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
3. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
4. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
7. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh or Scottish.
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 07:51 | 26th Post |
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Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish
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1. Stew.
2. Guinness.
3. More Guinness.
4. Pubs never close.
5. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
6. No one can ever remember the night before.
7. Kill people you don't agree with.
8. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
9. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
10. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
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nadih
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Posted: Wed May 14th, 2008 14:40 | 27th Post |
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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather exotic foreign-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one!'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.'
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Posted: Mon May 19th, 2008 18:07 | 28th Post |
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Date: Sunday, May 18, 2008, 2:19 PM
whether it's accurate or not, it is definitely inspirational!
http://www.embedtube.com/uploads/33101407Realage.swf
m-a distrat, sper sa va placa
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acrista83
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Posted: Tue May 20th, 2008 09:22 | 29th Post |
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| http://www.adevarul.ro/articole/video-un-penis-zburator-intrerupe-discursul-lui-gary-kasparov/352358
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acrista83
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 12:17 | 30th Post |
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Intelighentzia americana sau cum a devenit Queen Elisabeth moneda oficiala a UK
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE&feature=related
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